King Arthur changes my song to High Priest of the Reptilians

King Arthur is always good for a story and so here is what happened on the night of Samhain a few years back, when again I had the pleasure of the King's company.

Where I live there are a lot of kids and they all go trick-or-treating for Halloween. This means that usually about every other minute there's a bang on the door and a bunch of goblins, witches and mini vampires are all expecting me to come up with money or sweets.

To deal with the situation at the least cost to myself and so I don't have the misfortune of putting up with a trick - usually eggs splattered all over the front door and window - I go to the local shops and get in a big bag of penny sweets. Fruit flavoured chews and blackjacks and coloured boiled sweets and suchlike. These will normally satisfy the little monsters.

This particular year was so far no exception to the rule and a big bag of sweets and bonbons was all ready for the coming onslaught. But something strange happened, which isn't that surprising when King Arthur is your companion and guest! The usual large number of the neighbours' kids turned out on this occasion to be only a couple of callers and so I was left with a big pile of sweets.

Now the King and I had been having a few ciders while we waited for the nocturnal visitations to subside and we had also been listening to some of my music. One of my songs that Arthur likes a lot is called 'Priest of the Venusians' and it tells of a Venusian coming down to the Earth and looking for love.

It's a bit cheesey I fully admit, but hey, I sold out years back, this is pop music and I wannabe on Top Of The Pops! Anyway, the chorus goes "I'm a Priest of the Venusians and all I ever wanted is your love!"

King Arthur and I had been discussing the latest David Icke material, which basically is the belief and theory that an ET race of reptiles or the Draco as they are known, long ago interbred with Earth people creating hybrid half-breeds. Not only that, but that these reptilian and human mixed bloodlines have been maintained and protected within the royal families and amongst others of the ruling elite.

Our own royal family are, according to David, a bunch of shapeshifting, blood-drinking lizards. These reptilians apparently need human blood and also demand ritual sacrifice. These are the beings who are the source of beliefs about dragons, demons and also of vampires.

These reptile beings can, it is said, change from their human disguise into their true form as huge and powerful lizards. David maintains that Sci-fi films and TV, like the series V, are based on a reality. Further, that some of the reptilian hierarchy have big leathery wings and are 7 foot tall or higher.

Many people thought that David had finally lost the plot completely when he first announced this conspiracy in his books and lectures. Many more are agreeing that it is possible and he is currently getting over 30,000 hits to his website per day.

But King Arthur wasn't having any of it and he came up with a crazy idea. He said that he would love to be a 7 foot reptile with huge leathery wings. Not only that, but that he had thought of a new way of doing my song which would guarantee it becoming a hit.

King Arthur reckoned that I change the title to 'High Priest of the Reptilians' and amend the lyrics so that the main character of the tale has come down here looking for human blood not love!

Arthur said, "Imagine the video that could be made," and that he could see this on Top of the Pops going down as a classic performance of all time. He had visions of driving onto the stage on a Harley Davidson and tearing through a big David Icke poster to proclaim with an evil cackle in his voice: "I'm High Priest of the Reptilians and all I ever wanted was your blood."

Arthur said we would have a full band, girl backing singers, dry ice, buckets of fake blood - the works!

"But David would never be happy with it," I said.

"Yes, he would," Arthur replied. "He would love the publicity. It would get his ideas out to the masses - what better place than Top of the Pops?"

King Arthur then decided that it would be a good idea to change into his long black Wiccan robe and that he would take the bag of sweets with him to give out to anyone we met. This he did.

I would be introducing him to people, saying "Meet my friend King Arthur," and he would put on a Vincent Price voice and offer them a sweetie! You can imagine the reaction we got!

Here my original song Priest of the Venusians here: http://soundclick.com/share?songid=517460

Here is the amended song lyrics from the website:http://deaddolls.us/pages/poetry.html

High Priest of the Reptilians by Bard of Ely (from an idea that came to King Arthur)

Spoken intro: All over the world thousands of ordinary people are reporting being abducted by alien beings and encounters with extraterrestrial reptiles.

I came down here looking for blood, I need to drink a lot of it, I like to see it flood,

For I'm an alien vampire and a shape-shifter too, Earthlings are what I feed on and I want to feast on you.

I'm high priest of the reptilians, and all I ever wanted was your blood.

I'm gonna come for you and take you far away, when you are all alone, before the break of day,

When there is no protection from the horror of the night, 'cos I always hide in darkness, wherever there's no light.

I'm high priest of the reptilians, and all I ever wanted was your blood.

I came down here from a planet far away, seeking out my victims, searching for my prey,

It started very long ago when my people came to Earth, we knew the value of your blood, for we knew what it's worth.

I'm high priest of the reptilians, and all I ever wanted was your blood.

And the original song goes:

Priest of the Venusians

Spoken: Unidentified craft are being sighted in the skies over all cities of the Earth.

Verse:

I came down here looking for love, 'cos everybody's doing the push and shove,

Some call it this thing and some call it that but you've gotta know what I'm lookin' at.

You turn me on and you make me hot, I've gotta lotta lovin' wannna give you the lot.

Chorus:

Boomshanga-langa-langa-langa-langa-boom.

I'm a priest of the Venusians, and all I ever wanted was your love.

Verse:

I came down here from the planet Venus 'cos there's a lotta loving in between us,

A bit of nookie or how's-your-father, with various ways of doing it I know the ways I'd rather.

Chorus:

I'm a priest of the Venusians and all I ever wanted was your love.

Boomshanga-langa-langa-langa-langa-BOOM

The Reptilians are a brilliant rock band and friends of mine, and who you can see in the video below have a site at Myspace here: http://www.myspace.com/reptilians